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ipad mom

An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.

that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..

by bitter teenager February 15, 2021


Yo mom

A BITCH OR KAREN WHO WONT LET YOU HAVE ROBUX OR VBUX

YO MOM CAN I HAVE ROBUX

by I MISS RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I June 25, 2021


Dans mom

Who I ride after school

I fuck dans mom on a regular basis

by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021


Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.

Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....

by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016


Quidditch Mom

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.

Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!

by asparagus264 June 13, 2021


blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

by Blakes mom May 16, 2017


mean mom

Mean mom (noun): Emily Stoll

"Man Emily Stoll is one mean mom"

by Villajoe October 24, 2015