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Who I ride after school
I fuck dans mom on a regular basis
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When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
A type of story with no real payoff or purpose. Typically takes the form of a personal anecdote.
Joey just spent five minutes describing his uneventful trip to the grocery store. As soon as he finished, I threw a "nice mom story" at him.
A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.
Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!
defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf
1.)Someone who gives pussy a lot to a certain person
2.)A female who is referred to as a “pussy provider” hence the slang cooter mom
Guy 1-“Did you see how much pussy she gave me yesterday?”
Guy 2-“Yeah she is a real cooter mom.”