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When a girl is passed-out you spread her legs apart, squat over her, take a shit in her vagina.
Haha! I just gave that bitch an urban taco.
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to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your vagina, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.
Alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days...if you don't do what i say!
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Did you see that lesbian leaving the club? That taco truck was huge!
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A fast food restaurant with a menu loosely based on Tex-Mex cuisine. Part of the Yum! group of restaurant brands. Features over sixty variations of menu items which midwesterners cannot pronounce, and can be customized to suit every taste with a variety of ingredients, yet customers cannot figure out why their orders are often wrong.
"Taco Bell (location name), (manager) speaking, how can I help you?"
"I just came through the drive thru and you guys messed up my $40 order. I don't understand why this happens every time! I made special requests for every item!"
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when you take off your pants in public, bang your knees together in a side-to-side motion and yell out "FREEDOM TACO!"
that drunk bastard killed the party last night doing the freedom taco.
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it's just another way of saying "they're a Lesbian" without actually saying it.
guy: "hey, know that chick judy?"
girl: "yea, what about her?"
guy: "word on the street is that she prefers tacos over hotdogs"
girl: "whut? "
guy: "in other words she's a taco muncher"
girl: "ahh, so is she single?"
guy: "seems so"
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A local El Paso favorite.A fastfood joint specializing in rolled tacos in a special tomato sauce with graded chese and green salsa. Renowned for its hangover curing abilities however over indulgence in this spicy meal is known to cause hershey squirts and the accumulation of poison fart gas.Chico's tacos breath is also something to avoid if your planning on getting laid.
I'm all goat mouthed and hungover, might as well head over to Chico's Tacos and my butt hole will pay later.
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