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A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant
I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.
The sound exuded from the throat whilst trying to suppress the noise from an orgasm, and is usually frog-like.
Safrina, whilst trying to suppress her vocal "enthusiasm", ended up making a frog-sounding oral queef mid-orgasm.
Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.
You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.
To make a Taco Bell Chalupa, one must use one pound of Queef McBeef. Mexican.
When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.
Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face
When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.
My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !
A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."