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throat queef

A very weak, throat sounding belch on par with that of an infant newborn; on the same sound frequency as a beetle fart

"Bro that wasn't a burp that was a throat queef

by Mariachi Rex August 20, 2015

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Tsunami Queef

A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant

I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

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oral queef

The sound exuded from the throat whilst trying to suppress the noise from an orgasm, and is usually frog-like.

Safrina, whilst trying to suppress her vocal "enthusiasm", ended up making a frog-sounding oral queef mid-orgasm.

by s_axo June 19, 2011

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Queef Machine

Another name for an automatic air freshener. This device makes a squirting sound when spraying out beautiful smelling goodness(aka queef) every so often depending on its settings. You will need to get queef refills as they don't last more than about 3 months.

You would say thank you queef every time it sprays its great scents. "Did your Queef Machine just go off? cause it smells some good in here!" " Yes it did my good friend" "Thank you queef" Man I need to run to Walmart to pick up some more queef, she's runnin out.

by kswin January 17, 2011

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Queef McBeef

When a vagina poops.

To make a Taco Bell Chalupa, one must use one pound of Queef McBeef. Mexican.

by BobbyFlayMcBeef November 4, 2009

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dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.

Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face

by stretchamoe October 16, 2010

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Sand Queef

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."

by TaDongle May 28, 2008

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