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Yankee fans' ONLY excuse to tell fans of other MLB teams that they're better.
Fan: We won the World Series, beat that!
Yankee Fan: 27 Rings.
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When you ejaculate and a stream of cum flows down all four of your fingers while your hand is on your dick. Therefore giving off the appearance of of having rings of cum.
"Man I ejaculated so hard I got cum rings!"
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A type of jewelry, worn by men and women, usually placed horizontal through the nipples. Sometimes they are also placed vertical through the nipple. Very painful, easily infected. Can cause nipple pus and abscesses if not properly cleaned daily!
Andy got nipple rings last week, he said they are very painful!
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The act of placing gummy peach rings on your dick and getting a toothless doneky wearing a top hat to suck you off.
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The ring two is a movie made by the people who made the ring 1....or is it. IT was a bad movie with no scary parts in it, it did have funny face in it hto, uno wen the guy was like raped by the little devil girl. it was pointless. the only bad word in the movie was fuck, one time. And unfortunately the only time the audience laughed was at the end wen the mom disowned the child whore posessed girl.
"What movie "dont" you want to see tommorow?"
"Well i hate the movie robots, and all those other gay animated movies but the ring two looks perfectly unscary not to see.."
"well what are we waiting for...lets go not see it!""
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The master of all things anal. Akin to "Beast Master".
Dick gave his girlfrien Jane, the title of "Ring Master", as she was the only one who could tickle his prostate with her tongue.
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