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A top bloke. Knows his way around BMW’s loves a bundy rum
I’m looking for someone to fix my BMW, is there a Storm around?
A guys whos trash at 2k with shitty shoes and no basketball skill
Storm Kaplan is trash at 2k.
Storm Dink has a huge big black cock, even though he is the whitest man on earth. All girls love riding on his discostick and even all the boys have done it and loved it...
He is a very attractive man and when he takes on his pants they break because of his huge weiner.
His big long sausage tastes like salty banana which by the way is the best taste on earth!! (you should try!)
You can suck his cock for 1$, it is worth it, you can also ride his humungus pickle for 1.2$.
He loves big cocks in his beatuful face and he also loves Pussy on his hot mouth.
He is litterally the most restarted beautiful person ever!!! (plus 12 inches)
The Name Storm Dink is a very useful word that can be used in various sentences like:
Storm Fink has a big pickle
Storm Fink loves cock
Everybody should ride Storm Fink like a disco stick
A future YouTuber and a programmer who is mostly mean but can be also kind
Storm is Cursed is a jackass
Severe Storms are a weather phenomena that can contain severe and damaging wind and wind gusts, hail (sometimes) and tornadoes.
what classifies a storm as "severe" is when wind gusts reaches of atleast 58mph and/or hail one inch diameter (about the size of a quarter) or larger and/or a tornado.
Severe Storms can cause alot of damage and power outages, tho they look like a hurricane hit your home country.
Person 1: *Casually watching tv*
*a few seconds later*
TV: *EAS Alarm*
TV: *after eas alarm finished playing*
TV: Severe Storm detected in these areas: *the locations*
TV: if you live in any of these locations evacuate immeadieatly.
Person 1: Oh no i gotta evacuate!
meanwhile
Storm Chaser 1: woo! we got another storm!
Storm Chaser 2: time to get those views!
A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.