Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

Knob Meat

Male penile foreskin. Uncircumcised.

I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.

I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.

I tied my knob meat into a bow.

lid meat

A euphemism for a blow job or head

Dude, I got lid meat from Becky last night

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

Community Meat

n. community meat is a man whore. he’s FOR the streets. his dick is used by anyone & everyone. a boy with no respect for himself 😯

Brittany: i could never date Jay

Camilla: he’s such a slut

Savannah: he snapped me last night…
Camilla: yeah, he’s community meat 🥩

meat gaggle

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.

"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"