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Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice
Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?
When a nigga waffle turns into a waffle nigga
Hey Tyreese turned into a waffle nigga again!
When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.
Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes
A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”
B: “What did she do this time?”
A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse
Me: “Why is he such a douche?
Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”
Someone who is a absolute idiot
Andre is being a freaking twat waffle