who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.

That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"

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WHO BEATING GOKU?

a meme regarding Goku's strength and that no one is beating him.

*goku beats someone*
man 1: NO ONE BEATING GOKU
man 2: WHO BEATING GOKU?

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who's that pokemon

"Who's that pokemon" is a confusing sexual strategy wherein the initiator yells his own name instead of the name of the unfortunate woman who has been duped into this situation much in the way a common pikachu or bulbasaur can only utter variations of its own name.

Pro: less likely to call girl by wrong name, when alternated with grunting it fills long silences, you've just gotten out of any false commitments you made because she will never talk to you again

Con: Have to remember what name you told her

"I pulled a "who's that pokemon" on a bar girl last night. Totally forgot I gave her a fake name and she thought I was calling her Frank."

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Any-whos...

used when your friend's story gets kind of boring; used to change the subject of a story.

"So then, he decided to go to the mall with me... and then and then"

You would say
"Any-whos... you know lunch is gonna end soon?"

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Who am I!? Who am I!?

When you have nothing else to do but scream out Tik Tok songs until you die.

"Hey Jake, what you doin?" "Who am I!? Who am I!? What are you even saying!? Im the loser of the game you didnt know you were playing! Lets play another game! This time I get to win! Life on the line! Winner takes all! Ready or not!? Lets begiiin!!" "So no head?"

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Who hurt you

A phrase used towards someone with unnecessary vitriol in a situation. Said person usually calls people buzzword insults, and is More than likely to use a logical fallacy as an argument.

Person #1: i really like cake
Person #2: your a fucking cuck incel that probably swallows the batter go kill yourself!
Person #1: ok than, who hurt you?

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who shot john

Meaning "I don't know what".

Girl, you better comb your hair! I don't want you to go out of this house looking like who shot john.

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