chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

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Let him cook

when a nigga cooks, it usually means that he's doing something to impress his friends, or he's doing something, and his friends will use that to stop another bro from going over there and ruining the whole operation.

EX 1: Nigga 1: bro, I'm about to go rizz up that girl, Let me cook

EX 2: Nigga 1 Bro look, our bro over there is rizzing up that girl right now, let me go and help him.

Nigga 2: No bro, Let him cook.

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Your goose is cooked

You have been pwned!

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!

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katlyn cook

A nasty ass bitch. Has messed up teeth, wears make up to dark to the point she looks like an Oompa Loompa. Fat. Thinks she's better than everyone. Always wants to flaunt what everyone else doesn't need to see. Shouldn't reproduce. Many other bad things but to many to list.

Ew, that's girl looks like a katlyn cook!

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Chili Cook-Off

The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.

Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off

matthew hayden cook

By far the best man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, smart but sometimes a dork. He loves to laugh and make everyone around him laugh. He's the best to take to any event because he's the life of the party. His smile lights up an entire room. He loves his family and treats them with tons of respect. You would be very lucky to have him and call your own. Has a big heart and gives the absolute best hugs. Loves to play around and has fun no matter what. A picture perfect boyfriend that will do anything for you and to make you happy.

Oh he's such a Matthew Hayden Cook. He's so sweet and funny!

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!