When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.
for example:
"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"
"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
a form of soup which EVERYONE agrees on
my favourite soup is cereal and milk
Any delicious foodstuffs that make a good accompaniment for the feature, nutritionally, The Milk
While traditionally a coffee go-with, stroopwafels make for an amazing Milk Snack.
A milk mustache obtained while drinking strawberry milk, named after the famous pink handlebar mustache made famous by Youtuber Markiplier, when portraying his alter ego, Wilfred Warfstache
Wipe your face off man, you got one heck of a milk warfstache going
When a person combines milk of one percentage with milk of another in order to create milk with a lower fat content.
"Dude, I hate the way 1% milk tastes but I'm watching my weight. So I did some milk math and mixed 1% and 2% to get 1 1/2%. It's not as good as 2% milk, but it's better than 1%."
When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest
I spilled my morning milk all over her chest