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MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.
1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer
When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.
Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.
Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time
Parents: where is the coach
Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom
When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans
Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.
Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!
A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.
Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.
only the best fucking soccer club ever
the baltimore bays are so rufous
the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer
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A team of players that the entire world takes WAY too seriously. If a team barely wins it's awful group on pure luck and all the talking heads are saying what an accomplishment it is, it is OVER-RATED!!! If same team loses to an awful Ghana team in extra time, it is not a learning experience, it was a pathetic beatdown. Stop cheering and start booing!
Talking Head: In a close loss, the United States Soccer team comes away with memories and learnings.
Me: WHAT? THEY SUCK!!!
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