When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans
Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.
Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!
A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.
Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.
When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.
Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.
MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.
1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer
a league where 15-21 year olds sweat lego soccer and pack in vc to show their dominance
Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
only the best fucking soccer club ever
the baltimore bays are so rufous
the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer
A team of players that the entire world takes WAY too seriously. If a team barely wins it's awful group on pure luck and all the talking heads are saying what an accomplishment it is, it is OVER-RATED!!! If same team loses to an awful Ghana team in extra time, it is not a learning experience, it was a pathetic beatdown. Stop cheering and start booing!
Talking Head: In a close loss, the United States Soccer team comes away with memories and learnings.
Me: WHAT? THEY SUCK!!!