🦠₁₉ is winning and 🤥₄₅ is losing.

When the numbers of infections and deaths in the US are surging, while Donald J. Trump’s poll numbers are heading south, when it should be the other round if he was not obsessed with his re-election prospects and valued human lives.

When a corrupt and inept president, who puts profits and polls above principles and people, has a cavalier attitude vis-à-vis his diehard supporters, most of whom refuse to wear a mask and to practice social distancing at his political rallies, considering that he himself flirted with death after he tested positive for the coronavirus—it is no surprise that 🦠₁₉ is winning and 🤥₄₅ is losing.

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You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.

Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?

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Brewers Win the World Series

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.

It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."

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Who will win ipl 2021 ?

the winner of Ipl 2021 on 15 may will be Royal challengers banglore with devdutt paddikal as MVP.

Who will win ipl 2021 ? - Royal challenger banglore

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Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

The act of WINNING at life.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

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You Don't Win Friends With Salad

Credit: The Simpsons

A song to sing in a Vegan's miserable face for trying to become your friend.

You Don't Win Friends With Salad, now go eat a fucking bacon butty you vegan scumbag

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you win teh prize!!!

from some website, best desciped as thus
"argueing on the internet is like runnign in the special olympics, even if you win you are still a spastic"

a term to deride somebodys achivements or to just take the piss out of them
for doign somethign or beign someone stupid

him :I OWNEDYOUR ASS ON Q3 LAST NIGHT FO SHIZZLE!!!!!!

you : you win teh prize!!!

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