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The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
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(verb) Much like the age-old practice of tea bagging, b-bagging is an alternative that can be carried out by the female agressor. It involves an assailant thrusting her bosoms into the unsuspecting victim's face, preferably forcibly entering the target's mouth. Although a sex-crime, this can be pleasurable for the sufferer depending on the condition of the booby and force with which the titty is shoved.
Sally b-bagged Graham in a fit of erotic agression.
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A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.
When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.
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Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
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Similar to "Tea-Bagging". Refers to the act of individually placing ones testicles on another persons eye sockets.
Each testicle should sag into the respective eye sockets of the victim, resembling that of a coin bag resting on the ground. Usually done when the scrotum is most relaxed and saggy. Thus, hot summer days are optimal.
Coin Bagging:
GG: Yo JMarc, what happened with that babe after the bar last night?
JMarc: Man, she was way to drunk and passed out in my bed.
GG: Thats it?!
JMarc: No man, it was boiling in my room, so I coin bagged the shit out of her!
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This originally meant, literally, a bag to carry a device that women cleansed their vaginas with. It's now used as an insult, mostly against males, similar to calling them a jerk, bastard, etc. What the insult specifically implies seems to depend on regional vernacular.
"John, you're such a deuche bag for cheating on me."
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utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
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