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an aggressive species of bear that only lives in the ocean. it only becomes aggressive if a bad clearenet is played, but fear not because there is a method of defending yourself from a sea bear. just draw a semi perfect circle around you.
watch out its a sea bear
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Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere
She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.
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A Super Bear is one who can handle anything life throws at them. They are always there for their friends regardless of how stupid they can be. A Super Bear never gives up on a friend and always wants the best for their friends. Super Bears are selfless and have the Agape love. Super Bears make the greatest friends. Super Bears also tend to think that they are always right. Most of the time, they are.
Wow, how does she deal with all that? She must be a Super Bear.
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A Vitamin Bear is a person who is very unhealthy, but thinks he is healthy because of his enormous vitamin consumption. The reason bear is chosen is because of the two most usual problems for vitamin bears: Bodyhair problems and problems with size weight. Of course a bear has plenty of both.
Vitamin bears are ironically a type of vitamin in Norway, it is unknown if this is a joke on the "vitamin bear" term or if it is a coincidence.
Dane: I just feel better than ever, I got my vitamin C, and my vitamin B and my vitamin A. It all makes my body work perfectly man, and I look great.
Jens: You stupid vitamin bear! You weigh more than an average skyscraper, and you look like a dead sheep drowned in fugde!
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A bottle of Bundaberg Rum. Named after its square shape and Polar bear logo.
Got a 40 oz Square Bear and 1.2L Coke, all set!
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Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
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'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.
Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.
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