No head, no bed

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.

Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.

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bed down

when someone has given up their youth; aged too soon; act older than they are; take on activities that would normally be acceptable at the age of 50 or above

Eloise is bed down at home with the knitting needles.

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flower bed

A thing that a girl who has excessive amounts of pubes has, and nestled in there is her flower, or pussy.

"That girl I fucked last night was fucking hott. No complaints, apart from she had a big flower bed"

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bed slave

Always wanting to be in bed having sex, a slave for sex.

girl #1: oh my..that girl over there is a whore
girl #2: yeah shes a real bed slave

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Bed Bugs

generally the STD known as crabs, but can be used to define any other kind of STD.

"Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"

"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs."

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BED AND BREAKFAST

Shitting on someones chest

bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed.

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bed fellows

the multiple sexual partners a gay man has had.

"Zach told us about the many bed fellows he has had over the years."

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