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PONY Bike

ANY GSXR "Gixxer" motorcycle built by Suzuki that white males named "Chad Steve John or Joe" rides mostly without gear and sometimes with a stretch kit on a 600cc motorcycle.

My dudes check out the stretch on my 200mph Gixxer 600 it corners great and lays rubber from 1 to 3rd at a flick of the wrist boyeeee! Pony bike is a fox body mustang on 2 wheels. Let's go Brandon!

by LOWDOUGH iNC. June 11, 2022


Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.

Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible July 30, 2020


Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 April 1, 2023


Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 27, 2019


Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014


Thicc boi bike club

A group of losers that ride bike around and their leader is Brendan Schwab

Oh look at the thicc boi bike club their such losers

by Dave smiley January 12, 2024


bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.

That bike-ist thinks they own the road.

by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017