bike boy

When you are too much of a Jew to drive to school.

Yo man did you hear Eric’s a bike boy now? What a fucking Jew.

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

Polish Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.

behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking

Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed

quad biked

To doggy fuck someone on all fours so ferociously they start to move

Alex quad biked Vicky so much she almost fell down the stairs

Yikes on bikes Wanda

Originally “Yikes on bikes with Wanda Sykes!!” Used to show that you are surprised, shocked, or worried. When “yikes!” just doesn’t do it justice.

Jane: Did you see her lip injections? It looks like she got punched in the lip by Mike Tyson, look.
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️

Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.

Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....