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The liking of every post on one's wall on one's birthday, often seeming incapable of actually thanking the people who wrote.
Alex: Dude, Kramer liked every post on his wall. WTF
Ross: Yeah, man, he went on a birthday like spree
A strong dissociative related to PCP and Ketamine, manufactured/distributed by McDonald’s, and marketed as a harmless, fun drink - safe for the whole family. Users first feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a sense of bewilderment, and within half an hour, users are left in a terrifying, “‘k-hole-like’ trance,” and know nothing of what transpires for several hours, until finally returning to reality.
“Yo Ron, try my new purple drank!”
“Nah man that shit is whack, Hamburglar ate his own hand off!”
“Come on man, the new grimace birthday shake puts the fun in funeral!”
The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’
Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “
Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake”
The day when the most handsome generous people are born who are destined for greatness in life every if it doesn’t come easy
Oh wow he’s going to be successful he’s got a september 17 birthday
Person 1: Happy birthday flamingo!
Albert Aretz: Thank You!
Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.
Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!
Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.
Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!
Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH
(screams of agony are heard)
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