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AKA, BVTW Syndrome.
The most common example, is My Immortal, which is considered to be the worst fanfiction ever produced and, may have in fact, existed since the dawn of time. Some believe it to be one of Nyarlathotep's 999 forms.
It is also commonplace on free form roleplaying message boards.
The disturbingly common practice of writing Harry Potter-based fanfiction or creating HP-based characters that are, for purposes of the female writer's fantasy, bisexual for other "hawt Hogwarts guys" and, on occasion, situationally "hawt" for the writer's alter ego, female main character.
...Oh and they're also VAMPIRES.
Bad HP slash writers (oxymoron?) LOVE vampires.
People who suffer from BVTW Syndrome:
-Likes-
Vampires
Any combination of: Ron, Harry, Draco and Snape fucking in the Forbidden Forest.
Goth anything
Hot Topic
F-bomb dropping Dumbledore
Gun toting Voldemorts
-Dislikes-
Spelling
Hogwart's boarding school Dress Code.
Vampires that have fangs and burn in sunlight.
Magic classes.
Quidditch
Writing anything with even the remotest of semblance, to the characters and stories that these fanfics are based on.
Bisexual, Vampire Teen Wizards are why a Harry Potter role playing game will most likely never see print.
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Strongest insult, gets all the pussy
Jeremy: ur mom gay
Bill: ur dad lesbian
Timmy: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Josh: ur uncle bisexual
*everyone gets mega aids and fucking dies , josh becomes a pimp*
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Teens who lie about their sexuality for attention, causing GENUINE bisexuals to not be taken seriously when coming out.
A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.
Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".
Mary: I'm serious mom....
Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.
~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
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A type of "bisexuallity" in which you can happily date both genders but can only have sex/sexual touching (not involving kissing) with the same gender. Although you can have sexual thoughts about you would never have sex with them
Romantically Bisexual But Sexually Straight IS A REAL THING MOM
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On the 3rd of October, it will be all ladies are bisexual day!
Hey! Do you know it's all ladies are bisexual day tomorrow?
RBBSA is a type of "bisexuallity" were you find physical attraction to both genders but only sexual attraction to the same gender, often you will prefer to go out with the same gender but could happily go out with the opposite (although opposite probably wont work out as well). You only have sexual desire for the same gender so the thought of sex with the opposite one is not wanted.
In short you can happily date both gender but can only have sex or sexual touching (not involving kissing) with the same gender
Mum, i am RBBSG (romantically bisexual but sexually gay)
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This is for anyone that’s feeling non valid as a Demi girl bisexual :)
Hey this is my friend and they’re a valid Demi girl bisexual! Her name is raven and they’re the coolest!
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