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A reverse reverse blumpkin is when a variation of the blumpkin where a woman is occupying the toilet because she needs to vomit, and a man who is too impatient to wait to poop decides to just go on her head
"Man, last night I had to poop so bad, I just ran in and ended up crapping all over some drunk girls' head"
"Dude, that's what you call a reverse reverse blumpkin"
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Blumpkin To pee all over your lovers chest before you sit down to recieve your blumpkin.
With the accent of DR Evil from Austin Powers.
you dirty boy, I charge you one golden blumpkin for use of my "LAZER"
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Getting your ass eaten out while taking a piss
Yo I was fucking this chick in the bathroom one day and I had to take s piss and she came up behind me and started sticking her tongue in my ass........reverse blumpkin YEAH BUDDY!!
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Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT the first time a blumpkee receives a blumpkin.
This occurs when the blumpkee's deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. The IBAA(The International Blumpkin Association of America) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a Blumpkin Cherry Bowl. Less than 10 is considered to be a Blumpkin Cupa Cherries.
I wasn't sure if it was an official Blumpkin Cherry Bowl last night until I actually counted the terds. I though it was only 9 but the dingle berry I had dropped off at the end.
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A reverse dunkin blumpkin is not something to take at a light approach. Attempting to succeed in a reverse dunkin blumpkin should only be done by persons having previous experience in blumpkins and dunkin blumpkins first.
First you sit on your partners chest, having there head just right at the angle for you to receive fellatio, while this is happening you simultaneously start to alleviate your bowels onto your partners chest. An experience known fondly as the reverse dunkin blumpkin.
"Dude, last week while i was shithoused i accidentally gave Jdunn a reverse dunkin blumpkin. I dont wanna talk about it.."
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The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
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ok lets see hear... its like a regular blumpkin.. but way tighter.. ok you go into the school bathroom with a freaky bitch.. and den you takeshiot in da sink while yo getten head.. dats pretty tight
I hope Ms Holmes doesnt catch me gettin the vince boulanger blumpkin bonanza.
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