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Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.

That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.

by based001 June 23, 2023


cabbage

The monetary damage incurred by riding a cab. Often under-defined as simply the act of riding a cab.

Person 1: "My car was all broke, I had to grab a cab to work"
Person 2: "What was the cabbage?"
Person 1: "40 bucks"

by QuerosZuniger December 10, 2014


Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

by Klwd February 10, 2021


Cabbage

A dumb or stupid person thats annoying

Your a fucking cabbage jack

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018


Cabbage

Meaning the opposite of savage. A person who is a cabbage is a nice, goody two shoes who is afraid to get their hands dirty.

" Yo I can believe that kid snitched, he's such a cabbage."

by Jonboy_from_gburg123 August 15, 2017


Cabbage

A desirable, nice or visually appealing butt.

"Damn bro, she got cabbage"
"Look behind you, cabbage"
Booty
Cakes
Ass

by Grocery_Bag January 19, 2016


Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022