My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

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Cutie clean-out

To eat a 6 to 8 Cuties (sometimes called clementines or mandarin oranges) for the laxative effects

I am constipated and taco bell did not work. I think I will try a Cutie clean-out

Clean your face

Clean your face means to pay off a debt that you owe a person.

Man let me borrow $10 till Friday? Naw man you still ain't clean your face from the last time you got something from me.

no clean up days

masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.

I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.

Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.

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clean my pipes

Reference to have "sex"

Ok honey it's time to clean my pipes

Cleaning out the lunchbox

Slang to describe female masturbation

When Ki-Ki caught the girl cleaning out the lunchbox, he giggled and ran away

Clean up nice

What somebody says to you when you’re dressed up and looking good

You: *dressed up for a special occasion*

Somebody: You clean up nice!

You: Thanks! You don’t look half bad yourself.

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