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A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl
Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
An ice cream cone you just busted so much in it is completely filled
What you order when you want to try something new at the local ice cream shop.
I'll have a Superman Sprinkle Cone Deluxe please.
When a man is laying down and the woman has ice cream all over her pussy. The man fucks her and the woman eats the ice cream off of his dick.
A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”