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Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023


Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019


Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”

Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.

by Dr. Doomass February 1, 2024


Cooning

If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.

“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon

by 2stix March 3, 2019


Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing

Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”

by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022


Coon scratcher

The scratcher of a coon, scratchs coon, the coons servant, ur lower than a coon

Jamal is a coon scratcher

by DaCoonMediatot November 17, 2021


Coon Fluffer

When you put your penis in a raccoon's mouth and it fluffs your pubic hair with its claws.

I just got a shower, after my coon fluffer I will be ready to go.

by TripleNipple69 April 23, 2024