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A crystal dildo. Could be used depending on what type of crystal is it.
Person 1: Yo I just bought a crystal dilly! It's amethyst too!!
Person 2: What the fuck?
A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.
“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”
the best big brother ever #bonerduo
crystal cdrmanti is my favorite person in the whole entire world
A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?
Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.
Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.
Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.