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A disease afflicting lesbians. A lesbian acquires penis disease when she has sex with a guy and then tries to get with a girl again, normally resulting in rejection.
Heather: "Hey Amanda, you busy later tonight?"
Amanda: "Haven't you been sleeping with Alex? No thanks, I don't want to catch your penis disease."
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A disease also known as ligma, that is proven to be fatal. The easiest way to treat it is by taking probiotics daily and flicking the bean to lightning mcqueen. If you have skull trooper disease, you may be entitled to financial compensation in the form of v-bucks.
Hey did you hear Bill got Skull Trooper Disease
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When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111
Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...
Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff.
Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition.
Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated.
Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy.
Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol.
Good luck!
I caught black rifle disease after building my first AR, a BCM 14.5 SOCOM Freefloated under a KMR Alpha 13" Keymod, with a pinned and welded Surefire SFMB-556 Muzzle Brake. I'd already bought two Colts, an M4orgery, and an A4. But that BCM build did me in. I'm afraid I'm stage 4. My BRD is now so bad, I carry my BCM with me around the house when no-one is home.
Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.
Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.
Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?
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A disease that affects the brain, causing the host to only think of lust, mainly from fiction. Anyone who has it loses control over themselves and commits various actions once their sight is set on a fictional person. Many have succumbed to the disease, locking away the outside world, all for their one true fictional love.
Person 1: "I know she's not real, but I can't stop looking at her picture!"
Person 2: "Sounds like the Lefheim-Vector disease to me."
An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.
Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it
Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease