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when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.
Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"
A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness
...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!
To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.
Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!
an exaggeration of a long line of cocaine, because it is so expensive.
Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
The cost to eat ass. Un-cleaned, cleaned, doesn’t matter. $1.27 IS ass eating. ( U.S currency only)
Female: Hey babe, I have a dollar twenty-seven, eat my ass?
Male: say less
Female: hands over $1.27 exact change
Male: (proceeds to eat ass)
$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven: cost of eating ass
how long my boyfriends dick is. ;
Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;