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Older term that means extremely strange but is usually heard in reference to a gay person. There never was a three dollar bill...thus the rarity.
Hey Rufus, whatever happened to that guy down the street who always wore pink?
I dunno Henry, he was queer as a three dollar bill!
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When a person is so broke that they resort to spending their 2 dollar bills. Most people avoid spending 2 dollar bills because of the rarity of these bills or because of a superstitious notion.
My uncle filed for bankruptcy right after he started dipping into the 2 dollar fund.
That guy must be broke, hes dipping into the 2 dollar fund to pay for that bag of chips.
Jim: Hey man, can you let me borrow some cash? I don't want to dip into the 2 dollar fund.
Stan: Sure, I hear ya. Neither would I!
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when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.
Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"
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A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness
...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!
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To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.
I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.
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A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.
Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!
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how long my boyfriends dick is. ;
Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;
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