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The erect male sex organ.
She waited in great anticipation for the eruption of the one eyed yogurt flinger.
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A small town girl who has sex with everyone. Most often found in southern areas and will have a thick country accent.The town slut.
girl 1:
"Here comes Stacey.She's, like, E I EI HO!"
girl 2:
"I know, right?!"
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Dick hound. Girl out for your weenie.
Don't bother gettin serious bout her man, she a one eyed pirate.
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a mans dick or womans dildo after ramming it up there ass or sumone elses
all these gay people all have brown eyed touser snakes exspecially jamie who has jus a plain borwn trouser snake
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while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.
dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."
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the long piece of meat hanging between a mans legs
i revealed my one eyed liver digger an she gasped with delight mmmmmmm
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The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel
Man 2- No way let me see
Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited
Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT
Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited
Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......
Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky
Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
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