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When you slide in with little to no space left
When Bakkum enters he fits like a glove
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The person cursed and the host in fit (discord camp) his curse is that time resets on a certain day every time he is killed. Is always getting killed and cant make it through a single day without getting his ass murdered. All his contestants are either a furry, gay, lesbian, a timelord, or just plain as a crumpet. He is also sometimes called gay and sometimes shipped with Oswald (a contestant in the camp). (this is joke)
Sevalent From Fit? you mean the person who cant make it through a day without getting killed right?
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that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle
goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".
{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...
(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):
a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:
boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.
boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.
boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.
boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?
boy 1) yup just about right.
imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse
Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves
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