Pull A Ke$ha

The act of doing something vile

"Did you see Jim drink piss last night?"
"Yeah! He I saw him pull a Ke$ha, man!"

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kaine has left the chat

when a dramatic person gets offended in a group chat and leaves like a pussy

"you are fat and ugly"

*kaine has left the chat*

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A standing cock has no conscience

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust

The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

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Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

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I has a Bucket 2

A waste of time

I has a Bucket 2 is a waste of time

My Patty has Curves

A sentence to describe a particularly thick patty on a burger. Not applicable to sandwiches.

"Bro my patty has curves!"

"Damn, that's one thick burger."

Box has been checked

Totally Pregnant.
Knocked up

Dude 1: Man, I want to get with that honey.
Dude 2: No way man, her box has been checked.
Dude 1: For real?
Dude 2: FOR REAL.