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The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.
John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.
Basically, you laying there dead on the pavement with a white chalk outline of your dead carcass due to a large caliper weapon(like a .44) used to blow your brains out with one hollow tip. Leaving you lying there for everyone to see with your Helmet (slang obviously for head) Hung or Hanging in a Hung position.
Gangster #1 -"Holy Shit Blood, look at that dam cat over there chalked out in white!"
Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!
A condom
Got to run by the store and grab a box of gutter helmets before I hit that skanks' place.
Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.
History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.
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She has a helmet chewing attitude.
Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet
Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.
Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.
Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.
Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’