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A browser that is best used for downloading other browsers, such as Chrome or Firefox.
(Guy reinstalls Windows on his PC)
Guy1: I have to open Internet Explorer to redownload Chrome
Guy2: Internet Explorer is best for downloading other browsers!
Guy1: Agreed
Its that thing that that comes with your computer but you only use once and that one time was to go download google chrome.
Guy with google: hay i just found a file for this thing called internet explorer
Other guy with google : internet what
Guy with google: idk ima get rid of it i think its a virus
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In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
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Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.
Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.
A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.
I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet
When you're on the computer and one of your friends logs out before you get to say goodbye.
Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.
*Coolguy118 has logged out*
IcanHas96: Bye!
IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!
Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.
"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"
"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"