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Jasmine

She’s the most loyal loving nice funny person ever she will make u laugh all the Time once u get to meet her she goes crazy 😂 but in a good way she’s always there for u and is the nicest person u know

jasmine the best

by J.M. December 3, 2018


Jasmine

A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.

Have you seen Jasmine?

Did you check El Tio's roof?

Yes, she wasn't there.

Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?

by TooBadIHaveToDestroyYouNow May 8, 2022


Jasmine

Jasmine is a nice person who makes their friends laugh. Her inside jokes make everybody around her laugh, she is very clumsy but funny.

Is that Jasmine?
Yeah she's like the best friend ever!'
I want a Jasmine!

by stupid chics March 8, 2022


Jasmine

Someone who is a fake friend and try’s to steel others boyfriends

Why did jasmine just steel my boyfriend

by Target1987 November 22, 2021


Jasmine

a pretty girl, black hair, dark brown eyes.
shes everything you will ever need,
in this universe
she is the one quiet girl by your side for life and is the best thing that could ever happen to you.

"Why Jasmine?" "Because she is THAT girl"

by nole June 20, 2023


Jasmine

I'm not so good at putting my feelings out there but you genuinely are the only person I've truly loved also I'm doing this as a sort of thank you for giving my name a meaning when there wasn't one I am the only person on earth with this name and I remember when we were younger and were on here looking up what our names meant and when we say there was 0 results of anything for me you took it upon yourself to give my name a meaning and for that I thank you. You just don't know how special that was to me I feel as though we are meant for each other but not now to be honest I have no clue when we will get back together but just know it will be someday no matter how many dudes may break your heart along the journey, we will find each other again hopefully you'll see this someday and realize it's me talking to you. You are the most beautiful creature I have laid my eyes upon no matter what you say about yourself I loved you then and still love you now even if it is from a far you'll forever live on in my heart I just remembered one of the silly nicknames I used to give you JassyPoo and we'll see each other again you better believe it .I'll probably see you when I hit the big screen till then my love.
-P

The Beautiful Jasmine

by p_r_y_uan May 13, 2024


jasmine

thinks the color green is cool and does not know what ash felt is

jasmine is a bad name

by peanuts burns me September 13, 2022