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knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.

Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"

by Hourumiyamoto February 16, 2016

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knob knocking wanker

is an individual who passes time finding places to have a jerk in. He can go anywhere, at the mall, in the movies, at your grandma's funeral, anywhere. these are mostly kids who have recently discovered how to beat it off , 30 year old men who are still living in their parent's basement, anyone has the potential to be a Knob Knocking Wanker

Harry: Can you believe this? Chris is hitting it off in the disabled bathroom again
Peter: He's such a knob knocking wanker

by likeadumpring May 9, 2015

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flaming out the knobs

When a person, place, event, or thing is so incredibly awesome that its description necessitates a fiery and explosive metaphor, such as when a grill is so hot that flames come out of its knobs.

Contrary to possibly misconceptions, the phrase does not denote a sexual meaning, unless said sexual act may be categorized as such an aforementioned explosive event.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that juiced up mini-cooper?
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally flaming out the knobs!

Frat house member 1: That party is going to be off the hook!
Frat house member 2: Even better, my friend. It is going to be flaming out the knobs!

NPR listener 1: Hey, did you read Desmond Tutu's latest book on the power of love and reconciliation? It was a fascinating treatment of the human condition, having tremendous relevance for Western society's unfortunate attitude towards the world's disenfranchised poor.
NPR listener 2: Fascinating?! Dude, it was totally flaming out the knobs! It completely transformed my understanding of global poverty and the myth of redemptive violence.

by Dr. Knobs November 9, 2010

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gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

by Stormcrafter April 13, 2006

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Louisiana Door Knob

When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.

Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me

Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side

by Bijazik March 24, 2008

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slob my knob

When another person licks and sucks your dick up & down,while swirling theirtongue around your big cock-head, (knob) covering it with spit(slob)

"yo!,bring your fuckin' ass over here and slob my knob! Yeah,wrap your fuckin' lips aroud my big fuckin' dick!"

by Titokf3 March 7, 2008

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Dog Knob

1. An individual having proposterous amounts of self belief as a result of completing a degree, irrespective of the quality of the degree and the institution that provided it, and convincing themselves that their lacklustre first job in the industry as being more significant than it is. The dog knob is also apparently devoid of any skills normally acquired from a degree or is certainly unable to apply them to their job.

2. The penis of a dog

"What a dog knob, he reckons building PCs is such a high powered job. I bet it took him all his degree to learn that!"

by Vladdo April 22, 2009

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