When a male ejaculates onto the eyes of someone as they are waking up causing the victim to be blinded as if in the midst of a thick fog.
David enjoyed watching Daniel struggle to see after the London Fog David surprised him with.
some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."
?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"
During coitus, when you're about to climax and you jump in the air and urinate to prevent ejaculation.
I gave her the London Pee Throw last night.
Person 1: hey have you seen Oli Londons new tiktok
Person 2: yea it was so weird
Person 1: ikr
Oli London is a Koreaboo. First he’s saying he’s married to jimin, saying he’s jimin and saying his fathers jimin. He is saying he look like a KPOP idol. He got a plastic surgery over 100,000 dollars to look Korean. He is islamophobie and islamophobie is when people hate Islam and they take it to far. For e.g someone took it to far and burned a Quran *muslims holy book*
Oh Oli London had a plastic surgery!?
Oli London is a mad human that calls himself Korean when he’s not, is Ugly, talentless, auto tune king and he doesn’t look a bit like Jimin, he’s crazy. He even married a cardboard Jimin which is not cool.
He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion
He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably
And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again
Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.
Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece ✨
Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it
Hey you know oli London just made a cover on how you like that? It was terrible!
Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
A mentally ill British man who wants to look like BTS's Jimin but failing miserably because he has no Korean ancestry. He has spent easily over $1,000 on these dumb plastic surgeries, but yet, how does he know he looks "Korean"? He does not. lmao
Oli London, just stop.