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The act of imagining unreal or false things and taking them as true, and / or deliberately interpreting a fact, or acting in a wrong way, to evade a reality, boost your ego or twist a situation to your convenience.
"That girl think I like her because i invited her to my party, that's pure mental masturbation"
The practice in which professors and teachers find new ways to talk about hypothetical and unpractical solutions to nonexistent problems or scenarios. Simultaneous waste of taxpayer money may or may not be present depending on the type of institution.
This new class is a huge waste of time; the professor loves academic masturbation, but hasn't actually taught us anything useful.
When you find your way from day dreaming about sex to full on intercourse with your mind. No touching of the genitals. Just that pure, raw, emotional feeling. Your internal love is enough to propel you to climax. Usually done whilst laying in bed, thinking about a significant other or a crush.
I love her so much, whenever I think about her I find myself endulging in metaphysical masturbation.
Infamous public masturbator in Oregon.
Magbots is the Oregon masturbator.
To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.
I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.
John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."
A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.
BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!
Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.
when the warzone rotational aim assist is so stronk that they can use their right hand for some unsavory purposes while they operate the left stick to aim AND move at the same time
damn i just died to this guy while he pulled 1-handed tation masturbation