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When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."
Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"
Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."
The biggest idiot there is .
Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."
A piss filled condom, which it's froze and then used as a dildo.
I lost my dildo last night, so I improvised with a golden noodle.
“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”
Another word for chitlins
Yo you seriously bout to eat those bootie noodles
Being killed in an excessive gory manner on the street, so much though that the gore looks like noodles.
Staring at a homie who git got by the drive by.
"Damn this nigga got turned Into street noodles."
A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!
Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.