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Band Kid

Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".

Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me

by Manson27762 August 5, 2021

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band front

similar to colorguard. find a definition of band and basically add a flag to it.

one of the best experiences of your life. they have the closest friends and make thats what she said jokes as well as jokes about things that otherwise wouldn't be funny, basically the same kind of humor as faamily guy.

Band Front represent, now throw your flags up! OH OOOOOOH OH OOOOOOOH

by sailor moon/aurora November 27, 2010

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Band-aid it

To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.

If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.

by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006

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Band definition

1. A definition of an obscure band name nobody cares about. Usually has more dislikes than likes.

Person 1: How come every word I'm searching is a band definition?

Person 2: Because people love not giving real definitions.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 20, 2021

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Band-Aid

Someone who helps out the Marching Band in every way possible and are not appreciated enough for their hard work.

Person1: Hey, who are they?

Person2: oh! They’re Band-Aids, they help out with a lot!

Person1: you’re lucky to have them huh?

Person2: you have no idea!

by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 18, 2018

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phillips band

Code for very shitty band most people wouldn't ever consider listening to or even recommend to their best friend named Phillips.

Jeff: Have you heard that new phillips band?
Phillips: Oh, you mean The Peacocks? Yeah they're my favorite!
Jeff: Yeah... you would say that.

by Bobjuzz November 24, 2012

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Band job

When one using the tuck up method to hide his erection performs physical activity that causes the penis to reciprocate under the waistband enough to induce orgasm.

Hey, Scott, have you got any Q-tips? I just gave myself a band job on the track and have to clean out my belly button.

by Tucki April 10, 2014

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