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"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
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This is a way to send a message to those stupid retarded girls who make duck faces in all of their pictures on facebook.
Step 1) Find a picture of a girl making a duck face
Step 2) Post a comment saying "*BANG*"
Step 3) Await reaction and/or retaliation
Dude 1: *BANG*
Duck face girl: Wtf it that supposed to mean!?!
Dude 1: Facebook Duck Hunting BITCH!!!! NOW DIE!!!!
Duck face girl: WTF!?! CRAZY! *unfriend*
Dude 1: Finally rid of her. 1 down, 99 to go!
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Snapping one's banjo String, whilst having sex when a girls clunge is dryer than a nun's chuff, or trying when a girls sleeping, even slipping it into a crease in the thigh, or up the old stink pipe without any lube.
Man my girls clunge was so dry last night I "Pulled a Tom Hunt"!! Blood was all over the gash....
Tried sneaking it up my bitch's dirtbox and I "Pulled a Tom Hunt" ....
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what men say they are out doing when they are really hunting for hot babes
My husband is wild boar hunting in vermont this weekend.
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Looking for porn on the internet late at night, alone. Often done instead of doing something sociable
I'm not really in the mood to come out tonight, might stay in midnight jazz hunting instead
An action partaken in by a male who enjoys fat, dirty, ben &jerry's loving cum-whore. Said male lures in the squirrel and enjoys ever second of romance and sexy time.
Juice is a real dirt squirrel hunting kind of guy. Robert Downey went dirt squirrel hunting last weekend.
The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.