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A boy named lennox

Oh yeah! My pet Lennox is so pretty don’t you think?

by bath_matt3 July 17, 2023


pet

An animal kept as a companion.

Pet.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better

I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.

by Uglyman1223 February 15, 2017


Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013


Miss pet

Usually an umpalumpa looking biddie who waddles round a high school on lunch screamen errrrrr lads

I wanna lil mama as bad as miss pet

by Me crumptons fave person September 29, 2020


passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.

Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P

by QuacksO July 7, 2018


pet names

names that make you feel butterflies.

names that make me slip into subspace.

"goodgirl" "hi princess" "my slut" are my favorite examples of pet names

by lovelygutz December 4, 2022