Pork Pie Hat

A sexual maneuver in which after giving the female a creampie the male proceeds to attach a ham to the top of his head through the use of tape, string or other means. The male then thrusts his ham-topped-head into the female's vagina giving himself a pork(cream)pie hat. Removal of the ham is purely optional.

Girl 1: I accidentally a whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: You accidentally what?
Girl 1: A whole pork pie hat.
Girl 2: That's bad can you even walk straight?
Girl 1: It's starting to itch.
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Guy 1: So I was giving this girl a pork pie hat when-
Jerome: WHAT ARE YA DOING!? YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT GIVING PORK PIE HATS IN THE BAND ROOM! YOU'RE GIVING ME HEADACHE.
Guy 1: Geez, I'm sorry it's just she really enjoyed it.
Jerome: Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Girl 1: Seriously it's really itching bad

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Pork Sauce

A racist term towards Hispanic people. Popular in the Lehigh Valley area of Pennsylvania, this term is used mainly by white people when making fun of an Hispanic.

"Hey matt you're such an jerk" - Cory
"Hey Cory quit being such a pork sauce!" - Matt

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Pork monday

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

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$5 pork chop

a soft puffy vagina,a pussy that one can bury ones face in without risk of breaking their nose on the woman's pelvic bone, not associated with a fat chick, not in any way loose. (root: Ebonics)

damn look at that fine ass girl's camel toe bitch got a mo fuckin $5 pork chop

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Dirty Pork Chop

highly discolored and deformed labia. Could be the result of not grooming, child birth, or giving up the pussy too much.

The labia look like a pork chop that has been cooked, and droped on the floor.

I was going to go down on her, but she was sporting a dirty pork chop

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pork bun

(see 'kadir') small chinese delicasy

"hey Kadir you pork bun! you want blackbean sauce with that?"

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Pork chop chop

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.

Bob gave Ted the pork chop chop last night.

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