Bang Rag

What a woman uses after sex to wipe up.

1) Grab the bang rag before you bang so you don't have to go too far when she says... "Can you get me a towel?"

2) Make sure you dont use the bang rag to dry your face in the morning.

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rag boat

In poker, a full house or full boat made up of cards of very low rank. The low valued cards are themselves referred to as rags, but when they become part of a full boat, they suddenly become a very strong hand. A rag boat generally occurs when a player finds himself involuntarily playing a very bad hand, or chooses to play them with the knowledge that it's a very bad gamble. Therefore, a rag boat is mostly luck. A rag boat also occurs in the sense of a hand that would have been made if such a bad gamble had been taken, but wasn't.

Player 1: "If only I'd played that three-eight, I would've ended up with a full boat and won."

Player 2: "It was better to fold, you'll go broke hoping for a rag boat."

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Rag Artist

To fuck a girl while she's on her period, then blow your load on her and then write your initials on her body with your blood-covered penis.

Preston did the rag artist on some hooker yesterday.

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Dew-rag

A true dew-rag (this is the correct spelling) is made from one piece of cloth that is cut into a triangle and worn over the head and tied at the back of the head. It must also either be made by an Infantryman or Infantry Veteran or worn by an Infantryman or Infantry Veteran or it is not a dew-rag, it would be a skull cap.

Dew-rags are worn to protect the wearers head from dew collecting in the hair after sleeping outdoors, to use as a sweat rag, to use as a cleaning rag, to provide some cushioning from the helmet liner and to help prevent helmet creases from forming in the hair. Infantry Veterans may wear them to show honorable service. Others may wear them to show support for the Infantryman or Infantry Veteran who made it.

He removed his dew-rag to wipe down his weapon with it.

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rag it off

To cancel or put off a date/friend, for example, for any reason. Colloquial.

Person 1: "Are you coming out tonight?"
Person 2: "Na sorry, I'm gonna have to rag it off, I'm skint"

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suzie rag

A hard stiff rag that a male routinely masterbates into

Dude Tina don't use that rag. That's my Suzie rag. Has my unborn babies in it

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bloody rag

A bloody rag originates from when women wore a rag, similar to a cloth diaper, with strings to tie it around their waste, during that bloody time of the month. The most modern form would be a maxi-pad, but not a tampon, even though some refer to tampons as rags.

She threw that bloody rag in the toilet, and expected it to flush? Where's my plunger, the dumb bitch!

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