The person who is basically your best friend. You tell them everything and they tell you everything, but people don't really know you are best friends or don't expect you to be best friends because you are very different from each other.
Person 1: Yeah, that's my best friend, you didn't know?
Person 2: REALLY?! That's so unexpected! He's so well-known! You're...yeah.
Person 1: Yeah, we're secret best friends. People don't really know about our friendship, but we've been best friends for a really long time.
Mahesh is my secret best friend.
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Those perfect bitches that show as much body as possible to shame you.
I do t ever want to be like one of those Victoria's Secret models.
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You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!
Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
I totally secret agent sanchez your mom last night!
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The flip-side of a fag-hag.
The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
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A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.
"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"
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where a fat chinese person called Henry Chen goes before music every day
"where's Henry?"
"At his secret noodle shack"
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A partnership between two people generally from the constraints of upper-middle class society who secretly conduct social experiments on their peers in an act of rebellion.
Do you think Jenn and Ruth are an Experimental Secret Couple? They got all the seniors to hate anyone with blonde hair in protest of Nazi Germany last week.
Can you believe Karen got everyone to start wearing surgical masks by sending anonymous texts to the popular kids?
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