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An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.
Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!
A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)
CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
The process of blissfully sharting through sexual intercourse.
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"
Mom: where have you been?
Brother: I've been Nik sharting my girlfriend!
Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
I think i just Fart Shart my self
A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.
“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy”
A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”