When you ship something from a fandom that you're not in because your friend ships it
Casey: Shion and Nezumi are canon!
Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.
when a former member of the navy blames walking past a man and grabbing at the mans genitals on the fact he lost his sense of balance whilst in the navy, not the fact he is actually a closet homosexual.
"sorry mate, roll of the ship!" he said
Get shit back under the old law
we’re losing now but our coach will right the ship
spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret
The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.
Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.
I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.
It’s a Holliday that consists of people shipping a person with 2 people and if it gets the votes needed the person needs to date the chosen one
Are you ready for ship December?
The act of cuming out of at least a second story window and a girl catching it in her mouth
Mom: Honey its time for supper
Son: Not now mom I wont be done shipping nuts till sunrise