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When someone holds a shit for so long they start to sweat.
Normally once this begins you only have a matter of minutes till you explode.
Bro1: Bro why are you sweating its only 7 degrees.
Bro2: I've got the shit sweats I've been holding it for an hour
Bro1: You better start running before you blow!
Bro2: To late
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A tent nominated by a group of campers for the sole purpose of pissing and shitting directly into it.
When one needs to shit, the usual procedure is to squat inside the tent with only your head sticking out the tent entrance (to avoid some of the smell). The person then proceeds to relieve themselves onto the tent floor.
Shit tents are usually erected out of convenience, due to a lack of proximity between the campsite and the nearest usable toilets.
After the group has finished camping, shit tents are sometimes burned down, causing an unimaginable stench.
Shit tents are often seen at UK festivals, much to the indignation of the poor cunts who have to clean it up afterwards.
"What's that smell?"
"Urgh, looks like those guys down there have set themselves up a shit tent"
Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.
Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.
A shit of piece is a type of person who makes trash games that make people want to become back their money, its also a synonym of sucker and it conveys the message of you wanting the person this insult is targeted at to be a cow on a trash farm
Edmund mcmillen, you shit of piece
The phrase "no shit Conan" refers to the phrase "no shit Sherlock", but instead of Sherlock it's Conan, the main character from the anime Detective Conan.
This phrase is the weeb version of the "no shit Sherlock".
Normie: Did you know that Conan likes Sherlock Holmes?
Weeb: No shit Conan.
When you take a shit and you don't have to wipe yourself because it came out clean.
random: wow, I though you took a number 2
another: yeah but it was a clean-shit
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Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.
If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!
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