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When you jizz in the shower and it gets all stringy and weird
Robbie: why does shower cum happen?
Charles: hell if I know
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The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.
"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."
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The act of running the shower to mask the sound of a shit.
It was taco night, and Amy had friends over, so when she paid a trip to the restroom she used a shower curtain.
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like a golden shower but having a bunch of guys cum all over you instead of pissing
Debbie: Ever since I switched from golden showers to white showers, my skin has started to GLOW!
50 guys: unnggghhhh squirt-squirt-squirt
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When you are having sex with a girl and cum on her face and pee on her chest.
I have having a great sex session with Marie and decided to give her a Platinum Shower
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Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.
Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.
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The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.
I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.
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