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snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.

1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."

by Ilikechicken37 July 11, 2017

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Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)

Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.

by Michael Silvia September 22, 2007

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office snatch

Female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. AIM is her BFF, helping her create and feed office rumors.

It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.

Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting, then whines about warm chairs, I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by playfulpolly August 12, 2011

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Cracker Snatch

another word for pussy, cunt, etc.

I saw her bent over with her cracker snatch in my face!

by thefluffymuffin69 September 23, 2010

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snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.

"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."

by Wooglin Frowns March 5, 2014

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Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 3, 2011

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grannie snatch

Young guy hitting on an old lady or vice versa

That dude was totally grannie snatching at closing time. Or That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she wanted to get grannie snatched for sure!

by Gregs Web October 11, 2015

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