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when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
Sauce that is released from the penis while in the anus.
"Eernie", "yes Bert " " I'm gonna put some Spank Sauce in your ass"
Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.
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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.
Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
when a vegan masturbates
Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
Extremely exhausted, not able to do anything at all.
Bro 1: You bro you playin *game* tonight?
Bro 2: nah dog, I’m lowkey spanked.
To get killed by gunfire. Originated in Pittsburgh, Pa
"who got spanked in the ghett last night?"