Stand up at the sit down

When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.

Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.

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One Night Stand Roulette

Having sex with a stranger and taking the chances that you will get pregnant or an STD.

Congrats! You've survived One Night Stand Roulette!

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Fuck me standing up

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

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San Fran Lemonade Stand

When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.

Stephen just san fran lemonade stand a homeless man!

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where do we stand?

The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:

1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.

2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.

Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*

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Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-

The line said by Joseph Joestar to Jotaro Kujo referring to the power of DIO's Stand, which is to stop time for 5-9 seconds at will.

Joseph: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.