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Person 69420

How can you even get a conversation this far?..

Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”

by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022


getting personal

You say "getting personal", when you just had a normal conversation, and someone starts saying very specific things, that are probably connected to their life.

I need some advice, what makes someone a bad person?

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When they have a bitch face, brown hair, and leaves you on read.

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Did you just describe your ex-girlfriend? This is *getting personal*.

by prisonpepper August 18, 2021


Immunity Person

Someone who never gets sick

I am an immunity person

by Kiki_diki June 4, 2019


Mid Personality

Someone who has neither a good or bad personality. Right in the middle, mediocre.

She has a mid personality.

by Uchicagoscholar2 June 1, 2023


person 9

the nerd of the example world

person 1 normal example
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd

person 1 hi person 2 7 8 and 9
person 2 hi person 1 7 8 and 9
person 7 hi person 1
person 8 silence*
person 9 our names added together are 25 added together
person 8 shoots person 9
person 3 sighs
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 I fucking hate you you stupid hallucination

person 4 0-0
person 5 walks in and gets a bullet to the face
person 8 I wanted to be popular so you deserved that
person 6 enters and kills person 8
person 1 2 3 4 7 thanks person 6
person 6 massacres the room

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022


Suicidal Person

A perfect definition of myself.

A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.

Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.

Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.

Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.

by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022


Person 16

Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.

Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?

by TAKINGSHEIT September 7, 2022